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Meet the Judge

JUDGE GARNER ST. JOHN has no legal training whatsoever, but he does have an Associate Arts degree in Musical Theatre from Hiawatha Community College.


He recently trod the boards as "Sparky", an offstage character in the Verne Community Players production of the musical Grease. He enjoyed yelling "Go, Greased Lightning!" at inopportune moments during the show.

The former Mayor of Verne, he resigned after being accused of malfeasance, which is another reason he loves the law. He lives alone in a bachelor efficiency apartment with his two cats, Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy.

Pillars of Justice

Past Shows

Jason Alexander, Mindy Sterling,

Paul Greenberg, Jackie Harris Greenberg,

Helen Slater, Roz Browne, James Singleton,

Josh Willis, Rob Watzke

Jordan Black, Colleen Smith, Rick Overton,

Helen Slater, Jamie Kaler, Kinna McInroe,

Craig Eastman, Rob Watzke

Jason Alexander, Helen Hunt,

Helen Slater, Kinna McInroe,

Amit Lakhanpal, Rob Watzke

With your
circumlocutious host,
Court Reporter Chip Chapman

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