




Meet the Judge
JUDGE GARNER ST. JOHN has no legal training whatsoever, but he does have an Associate Arts degree in Musical Theatre from Hiawatha Community College.
He recently trod the boards as "Sparky", an offstage character in the Verne Community Players production of the musical Grease. He enjoyed yelling "Go, Greased Lightning!" at inopportune moments during the show.
The former Mayor of Verne, he resigned after being accused of malfeasance, which is another reason he loves the law. He lives alone in a bachelor efficiency apartment with his two cats, Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy.





Past Shows
Jason Alexander, Mindy Sterling,
Paul Greenberg, Jackie Harris Greenberg,
Helen Slater, Roz Browne, James Singleton,
Josh Willis, Rob Watzke
Jordan Black, Colleen Smith, Rick Overton,
Helen Slater, Jamie Kaler, Kinna McInroe,
Craig Eastman, Rob Watzke
Jason Alexander, Helen Hunt,
Helen Slater, Kinna McInroe,
Amit Lakhanpal, Rob Watzke
With your
circumlocutious host,
Court Reporter Chip Chapman
